well, it's thursday night and that means it is time to go out!! i got a couple lines i picked up today that made me laugh...use them wisely grasshopper.
1. i've lost my number can i have yours
2. is there a mirror in your pocket because i can definitely see myself in your pants.
3. do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
4. pardon me, i think i may have dropped something...oh, it was my jaw.
5. if you were a phaser you would be set on stunning.
6. i'm having a party and your pants are invited to come down.
ok all very cheesy, but i got a kick out of them. wish this single lady good luck! all the single ladies...all the single ladies...all the single ladies...all the single ladies. go beyonce! i am dancing this one out...adios! guess this may be the answer to why i am still single.
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good luck missus! you won't need luck with those smooth talking winners...
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